Im Having Feelings Again Like Some Kind of 14 Year Old
19 Times "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" Was Beyond Hilarious
♫ You lot gotta pay the troll cost if you want to go into that boy's pigsty. ♫
ane. When this amazing intro happened.
ii. When Mac tried to be clever.
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Woman: And so he posted a bunch of naked pics of me online, and that was the final straw.
Mac: Oh my god! That's disgusting! Naked pics online! Where? Where did he post them?
Adult female: I don't know, one of those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites.
Mac: Ugh! Those icky ex-girlfriend porno sites! I mean, at that place's so many of them though! Which 1? Which ane did he post them on?
3. When the guys came up with excuses.
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Dee: How do three men in their thirties not have $800 betwixt them?
Mac: The economy is in slaughter-house.
four. When Dee learned how to dance.
v. Every time we learned a trivial more nearly Dennis being a sociopath.
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Dennis: I'm having feelings once more. Like some kind of xiv-year-sometime child. You retrieve feelings, right?
Mac: Yeah...I have feelings every twenty-four hours of my life.
6. When things escalated quickly.
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Frank: I want in on this action, considering I am bored to death sitting here.
Dee: No, that's a bad thought. Commonly when you get involved somebody gets hurt.
Frank: That's ridiculous. I'yard just pallin' around with the guys. How is everyone gonna get injure?
Championship: "Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Burn"
7. When Charlie invented "Kitten Mittons."
8. When the gang got scientific.
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Charlie: Well, I could put the trash in a landfill where it's gonna stay for millions of years, or I could fire it up and get a dainty, smoky aroma in here, and let that smoke get into the heaven where information technology turns into stars.
Mac: That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.
9. When the gang forgot how hospitals work.
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Mac: Paying? This is a infirmary?
Charlie: Since when practice you pay to stay in a hospital?
Doctor: Since...always.
Charlie: Uhhh, no, I believe that'south what taxes are for.
Mac: Yous don't pay a firefighter to put out a fire.
Charlie: Or a cop to shoot a guy.
ten. When Charlie had an idea.
Charlie: Holy shit! Is that the sea?
Dennis: Yeah buddy, that's the ocean.
Charlie: What's on the other side of it there?
Frank: Europe.
Charlie: Now, how long would it take to...
Dennis: Do non endeavor and swim to Europe.
xi. When Frank had a Cast Away moment with Rum Ham.
12. When Charlie couldn't quite say "philanthropist."
Charlie: I'chiliad a full-on rapist. Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.
13. When Frank didn't sympathize vegans.
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Frank: Pretend this shoe is an unboned chicken you're about to cook.
Woman: Really, I'm vegan.
Frank: OK, then pretend this shoe is any it is you people eat. Perhaps information technology is a shoe.
14. When Charlie finally got the Waitress's number.
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Waitress: So, here's my number. Don't make me regret giving this to you.
Charlie: Wow, so that'due south your number? Huh, I was and so shut.
fifteen. When Charlie got all legal on the lawyer.
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Lawyer: It seems like you have a tenuous grasp on the English language in full general.
Charlie: OK. Well...filibuster.
xvi. When Frank didn't quite sing "boy's soul" conspicuously.
17. When Charlie was the WILD Bill of fare, BITCHES!
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Dennis: Guys, why aren't the brakes working?
Charlie: Because I cut the brakes. Wild card, bitches! Yee-haw!
18. When Mac tried to apply the Bible to argue his point.
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Mac: "Men with men committing indecent acts" — sex in the butt — "volition receive due penalty for their perversions." Word of the Lord!
Nick: Oh yeah, I like this i. Exodus 21, verses twenty, 21: "When a man strikes his slave so hard that the slave dies, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a 24-hour interval or ii, he shall not be punished, for the slave is his property."
Mac: That's not what I'm talking about, though. That'due south not my affair.
19. And finally, when the guys definitely didn't want annihilation sexual.
Mac: What upwardly! We're 3 absurd guys looking for other cool guys, who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in practiced shape encouraged. If you're fatty, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/19-times-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-made-you-laugh-unc
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